Celine Ong (she/they)

is a bisexual author based in sunny Singapore. By day, she’s an associate psychologist who works with queer folk and dabbles in marketing and tech on the side. By night, she’s just a little court jester. Presently, she is battling yet another mosquito (and is losing horribly).

Mentally stuck at Warped Tour, Celine listens to Fall Out Boy religiously. They will never be cool or mysterious, though, for they were born to yap about their many interests. Please talk to them about Dimension 20.

She is disabled and absolutely will roll over your toes. Getting tattoos and attending concerts is her primary way of coping with the agonizing ordeal of being a human being. Her heart belongs to her booksta buds even though they relentlessly try to make the world believe she likes feet (factually incorrect).

They are now wondering how many jokes they can make here before someone starts to get concerned.

Yelp Reviews of the Author

  • "Desperate, horny, and queer, Cel is a one woman train wreck with a praise kink that lives to serve."

    — Anne Marie
    (Cel’s inner demon, soulmate, and part-time prasier. All self-proclaimed.)

  • "A surprisingly good author for someone who sends approximately 30tph (typos per hour)."

    — W.
    (Cel’s knockoff therapist who was definitely not forced into participating)

  • "Best free tickets to a one woman circus I did not sign up for."

    — Mariko
    (#1 cheerleader, shoulder angel, and monkey with cymbals)

  • "Came for the foot fetish, stayed for the praise kink."

    — Sol
    (The smartest person Celine knows)

  • "Celine has so much negative rizz that it somehow loops around into irresistability."